Valentine's song (with help from Katy Perry

The ultimate valentines gift, a song for one's beloved, music by Katy Perry, lyric by Julz and Katy

Here's how it works, open this link in a new window and listen along to the original version while reading this, the new, improved and age appropriate version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98WtmW-lfeE

You think I'm pretty


Without any dentures on


You think I'm funny


When I get the kid’s names wrong


I know you get me


So I'll let my boobs hang down, down



Before you met me
I wore a v neck


And things were really steady


You bought me a life

Now every February


You'll be my valentine, now get my wine



We’ll go half the way tonight


No hot sex, or love


We can dance until it’s 9


You and I


We'll grow old together

You make me


Feel like
I'm living an Old age Dream


The way you turn me on
I’m a-sleep


Let's rock away


But don't ever wear slacks

I’ll never wear slacks

My heart stops


I can barely see

Just one touch


My baby’s hair recedes

This is real


So take a chance


And don't ever wear slacks

I’ll never wear slacks

We go Raumati

And drunk tea on the beach


Got a motel and


I almost wet the sheets


I finally see you

In purple polar fleece

Rub my feet



We’ll go half the way tonight


No hot sex, or love


We can dance until it’s 9


You and I


We'll grow old together

You make me


Feel like
I'm living an Old age Dream


The way you turn me on
I’m a-sleep


Let's rock away


But don't ever wear slacks

I’ll never wear slacks