Shed

Here in the crazies I am just so excited, in fact I just cannot remember the last time I was this excited.

You see Poppet got a new shed. 

It’s shiny and it’s big with lots of space for tools. 

Poppet called her shed ‘shed’. 

She is very proud of shed, and she loves shed very much. 

In fact the only thing she loves more than shed is a nice bag of salt and vinegar crisps and a double episode of Coro.

I am pleased we have shed as I now don’t have to step over the chainsaw to reach the washing machine.

Apparently now the laundry is clear of Poppet’s toys it is now my area exclusively so I am to keep my femmie fingers out of shed.

I have to go along with it of course, but I was in spotlight yesterday looking at upholstery fabric…….she didn’t say anything about lilac in the shed.

Jan 7th New Year's Resoltions

January 7^th

New Years Resolutions:

1)   1) Meet Deadlines more effectively

2) 2) Use spellcheck

2)   3) Be less judgemental of other’s flaws, even if they are just soooooo stupid.

3)   4) Keep my opinions to myself, except when the advice I give will help those above be less stupid so I can therefore be less judgemental more easily.

4)  5) Think less of me and more of others. What do others think of me?

5)   6) Avoid being influenced by what others think, they are most often stupid anyway.