My girlfriend is soooooo butch!

My girlfriend is sooooooo butch!

She’s so butch that she’s the one who wears the pants in our relationship, even if they are pale blue jammie pants with pictures of elmo on them

She’s so butch that when I make a packed lunch for work she shuns the Barbie lunch box for the bob the builder one.

She’s so butch that she keeps her epilady shaver 2000 in a leatherman beltbag, and she only plucks to where her boxer shorts end.

Even when she’s baking she’s butch (not that she bakes much, having me to take care of that). She has a mixer attachment for her power drill.

She’s so butch that she gets treated with respect wherever she goes, when she goes through airports the security staff even call her Sir.

She’s so butch she doesn’t make her coffee (decaf of course) in a coffee plunger, she makes it in a toilet plunger.

She’s even made our cat butch, miss tiddles has a camo collar and a urinal attachment on her cat litter tray.

My girlfriend is soooooooo butch!!